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this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
someone bless me 😂
when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening
This post right here, Officers
Thanks, Karen.
WHAT
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work
Im getting in line!
PUT ME IN LINE
This fucking worked dudes. So im reposting it
🤷🏾♀️ why not
Im in line
Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
Reblog this post to get something you want
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
same energy
you must of fucked up real bad, bud
That bird is ready to sqaure THE FUCK up
When your parents aren’t home and he’s trynna smash
That is the scariest fucking thing EVER
this is the most powerful being on the planet
Haley.
Void of light.
Loss of vision.
Without you,
A part of me would be missing.
Smile faded.
Tell laughter goodbye.
Without you kissing my lips,
I would die.
Sweet like ripe cherries,
Tough like granite pillars,
When your fingers dance on my skin,
It sends my spine shivers.
You breathe life into my world.
Without you I would not be
Im going to keep you forever.
You are my sweet little baby.